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Diamonds are a girl's best friend... Dogs are a mans best friend... Now, who's the smarter sex?
Your
heart is a token, it's not a toy, but if you want it broken, give it to a boy.
Men are not pigs. Pigs are gentle, sensitive,
and intelligent animals. Men are just animals!
Guys are like roses, girls love to get them, but you have to watch out
for the pricks!
Men are like Slinky's - Good for nothing, but you can't help but smile when one falls down a flight
of stairs!
Men are like place mats. They only show up when there's food on the table.
Men are like mascara.
They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
Men are like bike helmets. Handy in an emergency, but otherwise they
just look silly.
Men are like government bonds. They take so long to mature.
Men are like lava lamps. Fun to
look at, but not all that bright.
Men are like bank accounts. Without a lot of money, they don't generate much interest.
Men
are like high heels. They're easy to walk on once you get the hang of it.
God Loves stupid people, that's why he made
so many men!
God created men first because you always need a rough draft before the masterpiece!
Guys are like
rollercoasters, they either make you sick or give you the thrill of your life.
Men are like fish. Neither would get
into trouble if they only kept their mouths shut!
Men are like tile floors, lay them down right the first time and
you can walk all over them for the rest of your life.
Men are like fine wine. They start out as grapes and it is our
job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature into something we'd like to have dinner with.
If it
weren't for guys, I'd quit school.
Two things a man cannot hide: that he is drunk and that he is in love.
God
made oceans, God made lakes, God made men but hey, we all make mistakes.
So many men, so few who can afford me!
I
recently ran into my ex boyfriend, then I backed up and ran into him again.
Men are stupid, if you forget, give them
a minute, they'll remind you.
Guys are like toilets, most are occupied and the rest are full of shit.
Never
let a mans mind wander, its to little to be out by itself.
I wish my mother told me the same thing about men that she
did about scary movies, dont worry honey they're all fake.
There are easier things in life then finding a perfect guy,
like nailing jello to a tree for instance.
A man is a king, a king is a ruler. A ruler is 12 inches, still think you're
a man?
Men are living proof women can take a joke.
God made man, then he had a better idea.
All guys
are jerks, some are just better actors.
The reason the all american boy chooses looks over brains, is cause the all
american boy can see better than he can think.
Womans fault are many, but men only have two, everything they say and
everything they do.
He may seem sweet and gorgeous but remember hes a guy.
Guys dont grow up, they just get
older.
I miss my ex-boyfriend, but my aim is improving.
If a man speaks and there is no woman there to hear
him, is he still wrong?
Real guys aren't perfect, and perfect guys aren't real.
Few women admit their ages...
few men act theirs.
Boys will be boys, and so will a lot of middle aged men.
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